Check out my Clematis. It just started blooming the other day.
I’m from the midwest so I say “Clem-aaaatis.”
Martha Stewart, on the other hand, says “Klehhhm – atis.”
But my friend’s neighbor once said to her (true story), “Did you see my Clitoris out on my mailbox? Isn’t it beautiful?”
I don’t know about hers – never saw it. But my Clematis is really quite something.
P.S. Alternate titles I considered for this post: “Growing your Own G-spot” and “Why the Postman Really Rings Twice”. Other suggestions are welcome.