‘Appy new year!
Hope your fresh start is brimming in optimism. Mine, as of day 4, has been good-ish. I’m putting serious effort into finding a job to fill my days and weary bank account. For ten years I’ve been swimming upstream in suburban utopia, and it’s time to get out and dry off (ew, bad metaphor and two clichés to boot — wait, three…).
The first prong of my get-a-job strategy involves hunkering down in coffee shops all across town, sopping up free Wi-Fi while abstaining from mega cookies and buttery scones. I try not to peek at other laptop screens and/or eavesdrop, but the temptation — oooh, I tell you, it’s not easy. I think the lady to my right has a cool job. She’s drapped in a plum-colored scarf, hunched over her Mac and doesn’t appear to checking Facebook — a coffee-shop anomaly. Another guy in a too-big coat keeps making business calls to people I can tell don’t want to talk to him. He’s using an amped-up, folksy voice to coax them into thinking business with him is so fun.
Okay, where was I? Oh yes, my second prong to the search involves soliciting friends and unfortunate blog readers (Mom, are you there?) for help. I’m conducting a little “grandma research” experiment as part of a potential job idea, which I won’t explain now because, well, you guys are busy, right?
Normally, being a purist, I eschew using a personal blog for anything impersonal. But 2011 is a new year, and I need to get something done.
So I’m hosting a mini-writing contest. Yep.
My contest is this: win a free ten-dollar gift card to Starbucks (I know, not a windfall, but still: free!) in exchange for a dazzling comment to the following prompt:
Tell me how you feel about Starbucks and why.
In ten days, I’ll randomly select a “winner.”
That’s right: ten days, ten dollahs. Exciting, no?