Thursday: Went to make healthy granola bars for my girls. Came home and realized I forgot the oats. Made chocolate chip cookies instead. Ate six of them.
Friday morning: Ate four more.
Friday evening: Mojitos seemed harmless. I’d just have one — and a few of the cheesey, fried appetizers and dip. Dip made me thirsty, had another mojito. Mojito made me hungry, had a few more appetizers. Thirsty again…
Friday late night: Ate the last three cookies.
Saturday: In bed all day with a cold. Needed comfort food: ordered Mongolian beef, egg roll and fried rice. Ate in my pajamas. Bummed the cookies are gone.
Sunday: Salad for lunch — healthy, fat-free dressing. Topped it off with an Oreo cookie malt. Promised I’d have a healthy dinner. Had a healthy dinner — two heaping plates of healthy dinner.
Monday: Wondering why I’ve gained weight. Maybe it’s my thyroid.
Small Town. Small Times. 
You’re my kind of girl!!!
Well there’s certainly plenty of me to go around.
Awwww, I think I need to pop over with a bottle of wine. x
I think you do, too.
Wow! You made cookies on Thursday and there were some left for Friday? Good for you! 😉
I Know….Did I mention it was Friday NIGHT?
I see the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Apple? There’s an apple? Is there caramel, too?
You are talking to a woman who just ate pizza as a mid-morning snack.
Oooooh, sista. You may have a “thyroid problem,” too.
I brought home a bag of honey crisp apples because from now on we are having fresh fruit for dessert. My husband, who had different ideas, came home with a box of peanut butter cookies. Guess which one is empty a day later: the bag or the box?
What do you mean by “or the box”? I (and my ailing thyroid) prefers “and.”
I bet you it was my thyroid that caused me to eat the whole box of Hot Tamales just now, huh? I should get that checked…
Oh yeah, you should so get that checked.
HAHAHAHA! I love this post! My neighbor walked over with two donuts and I scarfed one down while the kids weren’t looking. The other one is still in the cupboard calling my name. It will be gone by 10 am, I promise you.
Thanks for writing something we can all relate to. You are so talented! Love your blog 🙂